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英語笑話幽默- 心不在焉的老師: 有一天,人們看見一個有名的心不在焉的老師在路上走,他的一只腳一直踏在街溝里,另一只腳踩在人行道上。 一個碰見他的學生說: “晚安,老師。您怎么了?”  “啊,”這位老師回答說:“我想我離開家的時候還挺好的,可是現在我不知道出了什么毛病。我已經一瘸一拐走了半個小時了?!?
2016-07-24 10:27:27
英語笑話幽默-采購過早:It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?"那天是圣誕節,法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。  “你為什么而被起訴?”他問。
2016-07-19 12:48:48
幽默英文讓你笑夠(一):1 A Drunken CabA male crab asked a female crab to marry him.She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways.“Wow, ”she thought,“this crab is really special. I can’t let him get away.
2016-07-16 21:46:46
輕松一笑看英文(十): 51 So Fast,52 The Clever Dog,53 Three Dollars,54 The Parrot,55 Three Mice。
2016-07-13 18:58:58
輕松一笑看英文(九):46 A Girl's Examination,47 Marry Penguin,48 Reason,49I Don't Know Her,50 My Husband。
2016-07-11 19:11:11
輕松一笑看英文(八):41 The English Literature Professor, 42 Nine Times Nine,43 Speak Up, 44 Sleep over Lectures,45 The Proportions Are Incorrect。
2016-07-10 18:41:41
輕松一笑看英文(七):36 Preparing for the Final Examination, 37 Learning for Practice,38 A Dollar per Point,39 Gravity,40 Football‐Undefeated
2016-07-09 12:20:20
輕松一笑看英文(六):31. The Proof,32. Humorous Teacher,33. The Absent‐minded Professor,34. Open‐book Exam,35.College Girl。
2016-07-08 13:39:39
輕松一笑看英文(五):26 Rescue Clinton in the River, 27Questions Before Examination,28History Repeats Itself,29.What Is Courage,30.0ur Tails。
2016-07-07 19:33:33
輕松一笑看英文(四): 21 Only One Cake Left,22 A Gentleman, 23 Stupid Orders,24 On Miracle,25 Excuse。
2016-07-06 19:04:04
輕松一笑看英文(三):16 Make Someone Else Glad,17 Talking to God on the Telephone,18 Definitely, 19 Intelligent Son,20 Four Rabbits
2016-07-05 19:24:24
輕松一笑看英文(二):6 Wake Him Up,7 Whose Father Was Stronger,8 A Small Boy and a Donkey,9 Witty Answer,10 The Wedding。
小學生英文幽默故事(十): Mom is washing plates in the kitchen. Kate and her brother Dave are playing games in the living room. Kate is making a lot of noise. Mom say s,"Kate, why do you yell and scream so much? You're going to wake up your grandma.
2016-07-04 19:17:17
輕松一笑看英文(一):1 No Wonder They Put Him out,2 Important Job, 3 A UsefuI Way, 4 You Don't Know My Father,5 What Did the Teacher Teach
小學生英文幽默故事(九):It's time for bed. Mary takes off her skirt and puts on her pajamas. But she isn't sleepy at all. So the little girl asks her mother to tell her a very, very long story, or she is not going to bed.
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